Jokes

Jokes:

Q: What is the hottest day of the week
A: Fry-day

Q: What do you get when you cross an Apple Computer with fast food
A: A Big Mac

Q: What's the biggest moth
A: A mam-moth

Q: What did the big chimney say to the little chimney
A: You're too young to smoke

Q: What's red and white
A: Pink!

Q: What is the healthiest insect
A: A vitamine bee

Q: Why did the singer climb a ladder
A: To get to the high notes

Q: Why did the student bring a ladder to school
A: Because she was going to high school

Q: What happened to the plant in math class
A: It grew square roots

 One man says: Do you know the joke of 'no me neither'
 The other says: No
 The first replies: Me neither

Q: What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup
A: Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup

Q: Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to a party
A: Because he was a party pooper

Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work
A: A stick

Q: How many letters are in the alphabet
A: 8:  a-l-p-h-a-b-e-t

Q: Forwards I'm heavy, but backwards I'm not. What am I
A: Ton. 'ton' backwards is 'not'

Q: What is as big as an elephant, but weighs nothing at all
A: An elephants shadow

Q: Who has hands but cannot clap
A: The clock

Q: What do the letter 't' and an island have in common
A: Water. An island is surrounded by water and the letter 't' is in the word waTer.

Q: A certain five letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it. What is the word
A: Short.  short + er = shorter

Q: There are three stoves. A glass stove, a brick stove and a wood stove. You have one match. Which do you light up first
A: The match

Q: Why is it against the law, for a person living in New York to be buried in California
A: He is Alive. " . . . living in California . . . "

Q: What is so fragile that when you say it, it breaks
A: Silence

Q: A boy and a doctor went fishing. The boy is the doctor's son but the doctor is not the boy's father. Who is the doctor
A: His mother

Q: How many species of each animal did Moses take with him on the arch
A: Zero! It wasn't Moses, it was Noah.

Q: The maker doesn't need it, the owner doesn't want it, the user doesn't know he's using it.
What is it
A: A coffin

Q: A cowboy went to London on his horse. It took 2 days to get there, he stayed for a day and it
took him 1 day to get back. He went on Friday and came back on Friday! How.
A: His horse was named Friday!

Q: I have keys, but no locks. I have space, but no room. You can enter, but can't come in.
What am I
A: A keyboard

Q: A rooster lays an egg on a barn roof, which way does it roll.
A: Neither way, roosters don't lay eggs!

Q: How much dirt is there in a hole that is 3 feet wide, 6 feet long and 4 feet deep
A: None, there is no dirt in a hole

Q: Some months have 31 days and some 30, but how many have 28
A: All 12, but some just have more!

So there was many jokes hope you like them. Tell me what you think in the comments. Bye! :)

Welcome to My Blog

Hey folks, my name is Olivia or you can call me Livlo. Now, on my blog I will have:
Recipes
Tips on stuff
Drawings
And SO much more!
I did have heaps of things on this blog but then decided to delete all of them and look what I get, a whole new  BLOG :)
So, tell me what you think in the comments and keep on reading it. Bye!

How To Be a Better Best Friend

1. Be yourself. If you try and be your best friend or someone else like, Kylie  Minogue or Taylor Swift. Because it just won't work. Just be your TRUE self.
2. Trust each other. You can't be best friends without trust. If your best friend tells you to follow them, trust them.
3. Don't keep secrets; If you don't want to talk about something say: You know that you're my best friend; And if I were to tell anybody, it would be you. But I'm just not comfortable talking about it. I promise that you'll be the first to know when I'm ready to talk about it, ok?
4. You have to know that rough patches can come along in your bff relationship. Being a best friend with someone means understanding when some alone time is needed.
5. Be trustworthy. If they tell you a secret, make sure to keep it. NEVER tell anyone. A secret is a secret. Plus it will gain your trust with your best friend.
6. Don't say things behind their back, and don't say  ANYTHING mean about them, because bad things will happen (trust me)
7. Be loyal. Stick up for your best friend. Agree with your best friend. Say 'no' when they say no and say 'yes' when they say yes. If people say mean things about your best friend, then say that's not true or don't be mean, she wouldn't do anything like that.
8. When you and your best friend fight, try to work it out, never leave your problems lying on the ground like a broken doll. You HAVE to fix them, if you want things to work out between you two.
9. Help out your friend. If she drops things, help pick them up. If she needs help with her work, then help her. Cause . . . . . . . that's what friends are for!
10. Spend time with your friends. Get to know them a bit better. Share a few laughs together. But especially spend 'quality' time with that one BEST FRIEND.
11. Listen to your best friend. Don't interrupt her, don't just stand there not even caring but sit down and understand what she's saying . . . . . . .  Don't talk and talk and talk, just . . . . . . . . LISTEN.
12. Care for your best friend. If someone has upset them, tell them not to worry because you're there to comfort her. Let her know that you're there for her.
13. This is simple: Be honest and don't lie.
14. Say sorry when you make a mistake, If you don't, the guilt will build up until one day it's all let out and your friendship is broken.
15. Accept your friend for who she is. Don't judge her by what she looks like, look on the inside
Now folks, these are all the tips to a great friendship. Tell me what you think in the comments. Bye!