Jokes

Jokes:

Q: What is the hottest day of the week
A: Fry-day

Q: What do you get when you cross an Apple Computer with fast food
A: A Big Mac

Q: What's the biggest moth
A: A mam-moth

Q: What did the big chimney say to the little chimney
A: You're too young to smoke

Q: What's red and white
A: Pink!

Q: What is the healthiest insect
A: A vitamine bee

Q: Why did the singer climb a ladder
A: To get to the high notes

Q: Why did the student bring a ladder to school
A: Because she was going to high school

Q: What happened to the plant in math class
A: It grew square roots

 One man says: Do you know the joke of 'no me neither'
 The other says: No
 The first replies: Me neither

Q: What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup
A: Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup

Q: Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to a party
A: Because he was a party pooper

Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work
A: A stick

Q: How many letters are in the alphabet
A: 8:  a-l-p-h-a-b-e-t

Q: Forwards I'm heavy, but backwards I'm not. What am I
A: Ton. 'ton' backwards is 'not'

Q: What is as big as an elephant, but weighs nothing at all
A: An elephants shadow

Q: Who has hands but cannot clap
A: The clock

Q: What do the letter 't' and an island have in common
A: Water. An island is surrounded by water and the letter 't' is in the word waTer.

Q: A certain five letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it. What is the word
A: Short.  short + er = shorter

Q: There are three stoves. A glass stove, a brick stove and a wood stove. You have one match. Which do you light up first
A: The match

Q: Why is it against the law, for a person living in New York to be buried in California
A: He is Alive. " . . . living in California . . . "

Q: What is so fragile that when you say it, it breaks
A: Silence

Q: A boy and a doctor went fishing. The boy is the doctor's son but the doctor is not the boy's father. Who is the doctor
A: His mother

Q: How many species of each animal did Moses take with him on the arch
A: Zero! It wasn't Moses, it was Noah.

Q: The maker doesn't need it, the owner doesn't want it, the user doesn't know he's using it.
What is it
A: A coffin

Q: A cowboy went to London on his horse. It took 2 days to get there, he stayed for a day and it
took him 1 day to get back. He went on Friday and came back on Friday! How.
A: His horse was named Friday!

Q: I have keys, but no locks. I have space, but no room. You can enter, but can't come in.
What am I
A: A keyboard

Q: A rooster lays an egg on a barn roof, which way does it roll.
A: Neither way, roosters don't lay eggs!

Q: How much dirt is there in a hole that is 3 feet wide, 6 feet long and 4 feet deep
A: None, there is no dirt in a hole

Q: Some months have 31 days and some 30, but how many have 28
A: All 12, but some just have more!

So there was many jokes hope you like them. Tell me what you think in the comments. Bye! :)